Sh*t my Japanese grandpa says

By Ken Y-N ( August 6, 2012 at 00:07) ? Filed under Polls, Rankings

Excuse the headline, but judging by recent posts here and here, this seems to be the new FAIL, so here we go with a survey from goo Ranking looking at what sort of things elderly male relatives that one hasn?t met for a while tend to say to women.

Demographics

Over the 8th and 9th of June 2012 1,092 members of the goo Research monitor group completed a private internet-based questionnaire. 60.1% of the sample were female, 10.8% in their teens, 15.8% in their twenties, 28.9% in their thirties, 26.3% in their forties, 10.2% in their fifties, and 8.0% aged sixty or older. Note that the score in the results refers to the relative number of votes for each option, not a percentage of the total sample. This survey was for the women only.

Note the maniacal laughter was in each answer in the original source text?

Ranking results

Q: What sort of things to elderly male relatives that you haven?t met for a while tend to say to you? (Sample size=656, women)

Rank	?	Score
1	You?ve become a real beauty since last I saw you! Kyahahaha	100
2	You?re the splitting image of your mother! Kyahahaha	79.6
3	You?ve fair grown up! Kyahahaha	59.5
4	It?s tasty so eat up! Kyahahaha	49.4
5	Do you have a boyfriend? Kyahahaha	34.8
6	Get married soon and have a baby! Kyahahaha	30.8
7	Show some filial piety these days! Kyahahaha	28.7
8	Come round to visit us every so often! Kyahahaha	26.8
9	When you were little we used to have baths together! Kyahahaha	24.4
10	If you have problems or whatever just tell me! Kyahahaha	23.5
11	You?re the splitting image of your dead granny! Kyahahaha	17.4
12	You?ve not got involved with a bad boy? Kyahahaha	17.4
13	I?ll introduce you to a nice boy for marriage! Kyahahaha	15.2
14	Won?t you marry me? Kyahahaha	14.0
15	Will you buy me some sweeties? Kyahahaha	12.5

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